My Children Made me This Way

There are no Monsters here. There have been none all day. There will be none all night. I am not sure what great and wondrous thing I did to have such a thing happen, but my mother took all 4 of the little darlings for the night.

I can’t remeber the last time that my house was completely child free for a full 24 hours. I am not even sure I will know what to do with myself.  And my husband won’t be home for at least another four hours. The options are just multiplying here.

• I can make food that I like for dinner with out finicky Monsters to work around.
• I can do about a million things without interruptions.
• I can watch movies that are not animated, and have a rating higher than PG-13
• I can change the channel on the TV from Nick/Animal Planet/Cartoon Network/Disney and not fear for my life.

Have I mentioned I love my Mom?